Yeah, THAT'S IT!

In making his point on how prevalent adultery is, our minister told us of the day he turned on the radio to hear people confess to cheating on their spouses. One woman called in and explained that she’d been so mad at her husband for not getting her a good enough Mother’s Day present that she’d called up her best friend’s husband and slept with him in retribution.


Hearing this, my phone-phobic husband turned to me and whispered, “See honey. That’s why I never answer the phone when your friends call.”